Hi. We had 2 rooms. One had no shampoo, the other had shampoo in little ketchup packets. You know, with the perforated edges so you can tear it open and squeeze the ketchup onto your hot dog. At most picnics, my hands are dry but it's still hard to get the ketchup packet open! When it's too hard to tear open, no problem, just use your teeth to tear it open, right? We've all done it.
Now substitute a shower for picnic, and hair for hot dog. Add wet hands, and the fact that ketchup and shampoo, although similar in texture, have a very different taste.
I mean, really? if you have shampoo at all, it's in ketchup packets you have to tear open with your teeth? Please, either spend the few cents a day to upgrade to something resembling a functional package, or start ordering shampoo that tastes like ketchup.
Or mustard. Mustard would be good. Just the yellow stuff, none of that brown Dijon. After all, I'm an American. I prefer French's. OK?
PS. when mentioning things like this to the front desk staff in the morning, a response other than a blank stare and a grunt of indifference would be a bonus.