The WORST HOTEL EVER. But location was great. I barely was in the room anywayGenuine Hotels.com guest review
The only positive thing about this hotel that was close to the beach. When I saw my room, I was shocked. Small room, dirty bathroom. The towels were like sandpaper, it was sratching.The beds were even worse, the string was poking my ribs, it was creaking. I had to get new cards for my room every single time I left the hotel, because I couldn't get in […] the room. There is NO way I would stay in this hotel any more. Read moreGenuine Expedia guest review
"Not worth it..."
When we got there the man at the front desk told us we booked a room with a SHARED bathroom on the floor... That was unacceptable so we had no choice but to pay to "upgrade" the room. The beds were so hard and uncomfortable, it was like you were sleeping on a floor. Most of the outlets in the room don't work, I had to charge my phone in the bathroom. […] The amount of noise all night long is ridiculous, doors constantly slamming, people yelling. Pay the money to sleep somewhere nicer, seriously. Read moreGenuine Expedia guest review
"This is the hell of South Beach"
Absolutely the bigest mistake for choosing this hotel which looked cheaper but not worth a penny. The whole time we were wondering is there any kind of a city or a state requirements before you open a hotel. Please DO NOT make thr same mistake as us and find some other hotel even if you have to pay few more dollars.Genuine Expedia guest review
When I got there the person at the desk was very smart at the mouth. Told me that my children couldn't stay in the room with me because I didn't pay for them and they have to sit in the lobby.Genuine Expedia guest review
"the worse hotel"
the standard of this hotel is very terrible....and the staff are the same .the room is so dirty and the bathroom are worse ...the carpet just want to throw out...I was so afraid of staying there that I might come down with something... the bed is so uncomfortable and the television only have four stations...the lock on the is falling of ...the guess […] on my floor make noise all night Read moreGenuine Expedia guest review
"Great Staff & Location!"
I found the Staff to be friendly and helpful. I was spontaneously lent a beach umbrella that was an awesome gesture from the cleaning staff. Beach towels were also borrowed. Only complaint was that the bed was quite uncomfortable. Location was great to the beach, restaurants and shopping!Genuine Expedia guest review
"Labor Day weekend nightmare"
For the price you pay this is the worst hotel ever.Genuine Expedia guest review
"Crapy hotel - Good location - Good price"
The hotel has a good location close to restaurants, bars and beach and the price is good. The standard for the room is bad and the cleaning is not good either. The breakfast is cake and coffee so if you want real food for breakfast you need to by it other place. If you need to park your car you will need to park it in a garage close to the hotel with […] was 20$ per day. Then you can pick it up an return it when you want. Read moreGenuine Hotels.com guest review
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"Large room,very good location"
10/10/13 morfika Miami, Florida
Great price for South Beach,had a good time.Parking was expensive 15$ .The room was large and not noisy at all.Me and my wife stayed there 3 nights,she loved being across the street from beach .We will definetly return no other hotel can beat their price
08/21/13 dpz_london london
My overall views of this place & staff :- Rude. Unhelpful. Grubby. Umcompromising. Customer always right? I don't think so. Makes Fawlty Towers on a bad day seem like Claridge's. Would I return? No. Can I recommend it? No
"The worse hotel i have ever stay"
07/17/13 beverley h Bronx, New York
this hotel is so below standard ..the elderly lady at the front desk is rude, demeaning, and unfriendly...the bed are so uncomfortable and the bath room are not clean there is no order in this hotel peoples make noises all night.I was so disappointed with the over all service hotel of this will never stay there again
"WORST HOTEL EVER"
07/12/13 Caitlin7458 Fayetteville, Georgia
This hotel was dis-gus-TING! Where do I start!? There's urine all over the pillows, the sheets look like they should have been thrown away before the end of the 20th century, and I was not allowed to bring in my Chinchilla (SOO ridik) do not stay here unless you want your animals to be rudely turned away at the door and your hair to smell like your toilet! geneva? more like genev-NO
"WORST hotel experience ever... BEWARE!"
06/18/13 Laura A Long Beach, New York
This hotel is so below standard. The woman at the front desk is rude, demeaning, and unfriendly. The rooms are even worse than the lady at the front desk; the pillows have drool stains, the room smells, and the television in the room is straight out of the 1980s (while most standard hotels have flat screens). After scoping out the room for about one full minute, I requested a refund... They had the nerve to tell me, "This is a 2-star hotel and if you want quality you should have went to the Loews, we don't provide refunds." I ended up not getting a refund, and going across the street to the Loews hotel where the service and quality is beyond amazing. I am currently disputing the charge with the bank since the thieves at Parisian & Geneva have refused to willingly give me my money back.
"A Crack House In Miami Beach"
05/06/13 Andre L Miami, Florida, United States
I wish I could explain in more detail how nasty and unsafe this hotel is. Lets start with safety; the door security latch is barely hanging on the door. It seems as if that particular door had been knocked down already. The floor is nasty and missing pieces of tiles, the cabinets are barely in place and I know they have been there since the 40's or 50's. The bathroom well lets just write that I would not shower there. Matter of fact I felt like not touching anything, it was just a nasty place. A crack house is better than this place, my dogs house is better than this place. It should be an embarrassment to the owner of this place to rent any room. I wonder if they ever read these reviews. I wonder if they have any PRIDE or OWNERSHIP. The worst ghetto crack house would put this place to shame.
"One of the worst stay in my life."
05/04/13 Maxconti Trento, Italy
I travelled a lot around the world, both in first and third world Countries. Honestly this is one of the worst hotel i've ever experienced in my life, even worse than some places in Cambodia or Myanmar. Everything, from the staff manners to the forniture in the rooms, to the cleanliness of the whole structure is an insult to any paying client. I wouldn't suggest this hotel to my worst enemy. The only advantage is the position in South beach, really central and close to the beach. Apart from that, nothing good in there. Anyway, there is a reason why the most of the comments on Tripadvisor about this hotel are extremely negative.
"it ruined our stay in miami beach"
there are no words to describe this place. Everything was super old and dirty. Some of the outlets in our room didn't work, the floors were filthy. One of the beds was tilted. And the bathroom was the worst ever!!! The water almost didn't flow in the shower, there was no pressure or whatsoever- it took me 20 min just to get wet, and twice more to wash away the soap and shampoo, the staff was not friendly at all (the guy at the front desk seemed to be absolutely indifferent and careless).
"Don't stay there"
01/08/13 Michael I Munich
Cant recommend at all. The place is one hotel together with the Parisian next door and they share the same front desk. It is overpriced, dirty and an overall ripoff. I booked a stay at the Geneva hotel, but got a room at the Parisian. The room was very small, dirty, had no AC and only one small window. The bathroom was in the other hotel, so to shower you had to go outside to the Geneva hotel and back again when you're finished. There were stains and spots on the bed, the towels and everywhere. I even had a cockroach saying hello in my room. So I'd recommend to not even stay there for one night.
"Worst hotel I've ever stayed in, PERIOD."
10/30/12 Pat B Tampa, Florida
We were so excited to go to Miami Beach, and checking in to this hotel ruined it. We had reservations for three nights which we cancelled after the first night. Floors were filthy, bathroom was filthy, room was tiny. I've never been truly scared to lay down in a hotel bed until this experience. It's a great neighborhood, and there's plenty of local color (including the guy that was smoking crack between the hotel and the next building.) Please, I implore you, don't be cheap. Spend the extra money and stay somewhere halfway decent. Miami Beach is never a cheap place to stay, and it should tell you something that their rates are less than half of the other hotels in the area. To the owners: do us all a favor; take a wrecking ball to this place and sell the property to someone who will do more with it than rent out rooms in this festering mess.
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